International drag chanteuse Varla Jean Merman is a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown! After the craziest time in memory, the loosest gal in town is at loose ends.
What’s a distressed diva to do? Tease her hair, steal someone’s Ativan, and get on with the show, of course!
Varla Jean Merman blows into Palm Springs this November with an all-new show filled with hilarious songs, dazzling costumes, and more thrills than a panic attack.
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If your event is cancelled, we will refund the amount you paid for your tickets (minus order processing, service and delivery fees) using the same payment method used for purchase. If your event is postponed, we will contact you with the new date and time. All Event personnel have the right to refuse entry to any ticket holder for any reason at their discretion. Venue and Talent are subject to change without notice and are not grounds for a refund. Anything promised by the promoter that is unfulfilled is not guaranteed by the seller and is not grounds for a refund.
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